this was such a good episode of orange is the new black
i don’t make wishes at 11:11 i make wishes at 4:20
ok so i think i finally found a category where tumblr is better than pinterest and that’s food
on pinterest if you search recipes they’re like “try a skinny mom pop! put 3 strawberries on a stick and add a little drizzle of white chocolate! way tasty and way healthier than most dessert options out there!”
tumblr food tag is like “put 15 snickers bars in a bigger fucking snickers bar you beautiful disaster”
I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out
awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one
*finds nice lyric by the 1975* *looks up meaning of it* *actually about blow jobs* *tru*
Okay I have seen this in my feed like 5 times now and I still don’t know what lyric is about blowjobs
basically this entire song
I THOUGHT IT WAS TAKING UP YOUR MOUTH AS IN KISSING THE HELL OUT OF IT NOT SHOVING A DICK IN IT
and of course we can’t forget
I FEEL LIKE A FOOL
- Easy and very effective
- Requires nothing but your body
- Includes attack
Very useful to know, pass and share please.
I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this.
I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head.
Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away.
So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out.
I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot
and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.
This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.
It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.
Please pass this along, it will save lives.
Please reblog this.
remember when demi lovato said one direction was cute then niall’s life flashed before his eyes
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS