that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
if we’re dating you can have your freedom, you’re not my prisoner. just stay loyal & be honest. that’s all i ask muhfucka.
The most unrealistic thing in Teen Wolf isn’t the presence of werewolves, banshee or kitsune, but is that nobody wants to date Stiles
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
Phosphenes n. the stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes.
accepted pronouns are “my liege” and “your majesty”
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem