tardis221b:

when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from 

flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

(…); it is the only thing stronger than fear.

catswithbenefits:

im still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

meggannn:

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

allkillernofiller:

ISN’T IT WEIRD LIKE YOU’RE READING THIS POST AND YOU COULD BE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY OR IN THE SAME STREET AS ME BUT WE ARE ALL ON THIS WEBSITE AND WE ALL HAVE LIVES LIKE SOMEONE MAY BE FINDING OUT WHO THEIR REAL DAD IS TOMORROW OR SEEING THEIR FAVOURITE BAND OR SHAVING THEIR HAIR AND ALL THESE THINGS ARE HAPPENING AND YET WE ARE ALL JUST ON THIS WEBSITE IDK IT’S WEIRD LIKE A FOLLOWER IS A PERSON WITH THEIR OWN LIFE AND WORRIES AND EVERYTHING

have you ever had legitimate crush on a actor like to the point where you’re not even fangirling anymore you just actually love them

My headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

peetasboxers:

today in between periods i was passing the boys bathroom and out of nowhere i heard like a group of guys sINGING TOXIC BY BRITNEY SPEARS AND IN THAT MOMENT EVERYTHING CHANGED BECAUSE IS THAT WHAT BOYS DO WHEN THEY GO TO THE BATHROOM I WANNA BE A BOY

foodtrucker:

when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before